How Do I Friend the Shit Out of My Neighbors?
Hi. So, some of you may have met me via We Hope You Like This Song , the memoir I published in 1942 . (Okay, not that long ago, but feels pretty close.) If you read it, or even just skimmed , you're aware friendship is kinda my bread & butter . Scratch that. It's my vodka & soda . While I may’ve been screwed by the friendship gods when my childhood bestie died at the age of 25, I won the friendship jackpot in Chicago when I met a flock of ladies that became my everything. And now I’ve abandoned them all by moving to Iowa. Don’t get me wrong, I have friends in Iowa. Three of them , in fact. (Plus my kickass sister.) And they are the bees knees, shins, and mandibular . But there’s a different kind of friendship I’m craving. And it comes in the form of (gulp) neighbors . Friendships based on convenience have never really been my thing. (Well, except for my entire childhood when I'd literally be friends with anyone who lived in walkin...